The same day
I watched Roland Emmerich’s new film, news broke that Barack Obama was preparing
to commit American forces in the Syrian civil war as a consequence of the Assad
regime’s alleged use of chemical weapons against his own people. The sobering real-life headline somewhat popped the bubble on Emmerich’s typically frenzied
adventure. In fairness to the director, whose film was planned, shot and edited
a year ago or more, it was about the only occasion when grim reality intruded on
White House Down: a double-denim 80s action romp disguised in the pin-stripe of
a high-stakes political thriller.
As with all
of Emmerich’s films, the plot synopsis could be described in pictograms on the leaflet
that accompanies a piece of flat-pack furniture. The first few minutes are spent showing
us which bits slot together and which direction the screws should turn. Happily
for the hyper-efficient Emmerich, screenwriter James Vanderbilt’s brutalist approach
gets all the dull-but-necessary story business out of the way so there’s more
time for running about and blowing things up.
It’s an
economical model but one with inherent problems. For instance, we first meet Channing
Tatum’s aspiring Secret Service agent as he shares a dialogue scene with a
squirrel, seemingly because there is no-one else around to talk to. Cale is about to
drive Speaker of the House Raphelson (Richard Jenkins) to his office on Capitol
Hill, as he explains to the chattering rodent, before making his way to the
White House with his eleven-year-old daughter Emily (Joey King) to interview
with Secret Service agent Finnerty (Maggie Gyllenhaal) for a big job.
Meanwhile, braying
snippets from the television news networks explain how Foxx’s President Sawyer
determination to “break the cycle of war in the Middle East” (which he blames
on the “military-industrial complex”, as if that were explanation enough) has
broken new ground. At a peace convention in Geneva, Sawyer initiates a complete
withdrawal of American troops from the region and is photographed shaking hands
with the new Iranian leader.
All this
peacenik talk doesn’t play well with the folks back home. His long-serving
chief of security (James Woods) is on high alert against a terrorist threat.
Although still mourning the loss of his son in a war that his boss now calls
futile, his job is to protect the President. He’s also just days from
retirement which, in the way of these things, doesn’t bode well for his hopes
of seeing the end credits. But even as Sawyer confides in his stylish and smart
First Lady (Garcelle Beauvais) that his peace plan might result in him becoming
“a one-term president”, a motley crew of heavily-armed right-wing mercenaries led
by the Aryan-sounding Stenz (Jason Clarke) have secreted themselves in the
White House.
White House
Down is a far better Die Hard film than John Moore’s franchise effort from
earlier this year. If his character’s name is just a few consonants away from
being an actionable copyright infringement, Tatum’s divorced, unstable hero John
Cale is - through violently unpredictable circumstances - soon reduced to
wearing a blood-stained white sleeveless vest and a bandolier of salvaged
weapons. Buddied-up with the President, Cale must keep them both alive for long
enough to foil the terrorist plan and save his daughter. As events proceed, the
plot thins. There’s some back-room political chicanery as the chain of command
is tied in knots, a gung-ho response from the military chiefs that turns into a
shambles and a series of to-the-death gun battles that result in the wanton destruction
of the building’s priceless antiques and furnishings.
There isn’t
much that doesn’t result in wanton destruction, actually. White House Down
marks the third time Emmerich has laid waste to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue on
screen, but this is his first time to do so from the inside out. Once behind
the walls, he seems to take a certain delight in blowing every iconic room into
smouldering rubble and turning detailed reproductions of familiar objects into
firewood: the Lincoln bed, the ‘Resolute’ desk and Stuart’s emblematic portrait
of Washington are all splintered and set ablaze for our entertainment.
It’s a
model of mayhem that has served Emmerich well over the years, his films make a
lot of money, but White House Down is the director’s attempt to have his cake
and blow it up, too. He gleefully incinerates the apparatus of the American
state yet constantly reminds us of its power to effect positive change in the
world. He gives us a president modelled after Obama and castigates him for
being politically enfeebled at the same time as he has him pick up a
machine-gun and turn Commando in Chief.
Never mind the
laws of man, given the laws of physics currently at play in the universe; White
House Down could not happen. Emmerich knows that. In fact, he revels in it. Part
tongue-in-cheek provocation, part thunderous action extravaganza, the director gleefully
expands on the lesson from television’s The West Wing: it does no harm to see
impossible events played out in the familiar corridors of real-life political power.
If nothing else, it serves to distract us from thinking too much about what really
goes on there.