The Best Films of 2009
1) Let The Right One In
Swedish director Tomas Alfredson adapted the bestselling novel by John Ajvide Lindqvist for this darkly atmospheric vampire story about a 12 year old boy called Oscar and his friendship with an unusual young girl named Eli. As delicate, evocative and poetic a film as you are ever likely to see, the film’s complex ambiguities and haunting mood stayed with me throughout the year. A Hollywood remake is in the works. See it now, before they ruin it.
2) The White Ribbon
There are more scary kids in Michael Haneke’s Palme d’Or winning film about a black cloud of mysterious violence that passes over a Northern German village on the eve of WWI. Shot in stark monochrome and with a constant air of menace, The White Ribbon is extraordinarily gripping but frustratingly slippery, with Haneke deftly refusing to answer the questions he asks about family, community, faith and how they combined in the minds of the young people who would allow the Nazis to prosper. A singular film.
3) A Serious Man
The Coen Brothers follow the frothy caper Burn After Reading with this mordant, pleasingly pessimistic re-telling of the Book of Job as the story of a 1960s mathematics professor plagued by injustice and iniquity who attempts to find comfort in the teachings of his rabbis. A Serious Man is one of the very few films of 2009 that I watched twice.
4) Il Divo
Paolo Sorrentino offers a scathing analysis of former Italian Prime Minister Giulio Andreotti, told with consummate style, wit and a towering central performance from Tony Servillo.
5) Up
The first twenty minutes of Pixar’s 3D animation Up are amongst the finest ever committed to film, an emotionally devastating thumbnail sketch of a quiet American marriage. The rest of it is pretty special too.
6) The Wrestler
Mickey Rourke had come a long way since his heyday in the 1980s, but the trajectory was mostly downward. By the time he was offered the title role in The Wrestler, Rourke had become a parody of himself. His director, visionary wunderkind Darren Aronofsky wasn’t doing all that better, smarting after the costly commercial and critical failure of The Fountain. The Wrestler saved them both: Rourke will play the baddie in this summer’s Iron Man II while Aronofsky is currently filming the thriller Black Swan.
7) Slumdog Millionaire
Danny Boyle swept the Oscars with this rollicking rags-to-riches story about a young man from the slums of Mumbai who appear on the Indian version of “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire”. Breathless and beguiling, Slumdog Millionaire boasted the best final scene of the year; a Bollywood-style dance-off staged at Mumbai train station.
8) Mesrine I & II
Vincent Cassel excelled in this tough, stylish diptych about the life and crimes of notorious French gangster Jacques Mesrine.
9) The Hurt Locker
Katherine Bigelow’s stylish and gripping war film told the story of a bomb-disposal expert as he completes a tour of duty on the streets of Iraq. Tightly focused, horribly claustrophobic and seething with anger and adrenaline, this is the best film yet about the war in Iraq.
10) Anvil: The Story of Anvil
The documentary of the year, this touching portrait of a failed Canadian heavy metal band was like Spinal Tap made real, up to and including the brilliantly redemptive finale.
The Next Ten Best:
Bright Star, Broken Embraces, District 9, Doubt, Frost/Nixon, Frozen River, Gran Torino, Katyn, Moon, Rachel Getting Married.
The Worst Films of 2009
1) The Boat that Rocked
The Boat That Sank, more like. Richard Curtis’ appalling comedy about a 1960s pirate radio station was noisy and busy and extraordinarily lengthy, but never funny. Not even once.
2) Love Happens
This ghastly rom-com about a relationship between a bereaved self-help author and a lonely florist is told as a series of fatuous homilies about ‘recovery’. This entire list could have been composed of failed, foolish American studio romantic-comedies.
3) The Ugly Truth
Like this one. Charisma vacuums Katherine Heigl and Gerard Butler combine to losing effect for this charmless comedy black hole. See also: Bride Wars, Marley & Me, Couples Retreat…
4) Lesbian Vampire Killers
The stars of TV’s Gavin & Stacey squander their reputations on this lazy, puerile comedy homage to Hammer Horror.
5) Dragonball Evolution
Or, indeed, any film that has been adapted from a video game, ever. Unwatchable garbage designed to appeal to unusually dim-witted thirteen year old boys.
6) Triangle
A sailing-party of pretty young people are lost at sea and wind up wandering through a rip off of Kubrick’s Shining, brandishing shotguns and unresolved mommy-issues. Pointless.
7) Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant
Limerick writer Darren Shan has written twelve Cirque du Freak books. The costly failure of the first adaptation, a cheap-looking, poorly-acted shambles, means it looks like we will be spared the rest.
8) Last House on the Left
Like the similarly pointless Friday The 13th, a glossy, gory remake of a 1970s horror that serves only to highlight Hollywood’s creative bankruptcy.
9) Transformers II
Micheal Bay fails to repeat the trick with his second film about shape-shifting space-robots. Eye-wateringly stupid and agonisingly lengthy. See also: X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Terminator Salvation.
10) Creation
The dullest film of the year, or any other year, Jon Amiel’s plodding story of Charles Darwin’s struggle to write On The Origin of Species saw Paul Bettany share a scene with an orang-utan, who acts him off the screen.
The best film book I read this year was Stephen Prince's keen analysis of the life and work of Akira Kurosawa in The Warrior's Camera. The worst was Robert Sellers' idiotic, priapic Bad Boy Drive. Away from the picture-house (although not that far removed) I really enjoyed reading Patricia Highsmith's quintet of Tom Ripley books.
Song of the year was RL Burnside's See What My Buddy Done from the album Wish I Was in Heaven Sitting Down.
10 comments:
Given that Zombieland is featured on neither of your lists, I can presume that you haven't seen it?
I haven't seen Zombieland Arnie, a situation I must rectify in the new year
J
There are about 250 films released in Irish cinemas every year and everyone has their own favourites, ColmB.
I got a few laughs out of Funny People when I saw it, but the impression I was left with when it came time to compile my favourites was that I might have expected a few more, especially since the film was over two hours long.
As a result Funny People would more likely have ended up on the Worst list, albeit well down the order.
It's great that you liked it, but I didn't particularly. Another thing I don't particularly like is the use of the word "retarded". Be more aware of your language in future, or I won't publish the comment.
J
Oh so sorry i just really really liked it but i didn't mean it in a bad way.
Think that most of your top ten would be in contention for mine. The "watched twice" criterion is definitely a handy rule of thumb!
Other films in the mix, but not already mentioned at time of writing:
- A Prophet
- Synecdoche, New York
- Three Monkeys
- Everlasting Moments
- O'Horten
- The Limits of Control (may be in a minority of one!)
- Tony Manero
- Antichrist (has grown on me!)
- Fish Bowl
- 35 Shots of Rum
- Mid-August Lunch
- Katalin Varga
- The Class
- Johnny Mad Dog
- Bronson
- A Christmas Tale
Waiting for "Love Exposure" to open at the weekend, though, before deciding!
Always read your column... usually after having seen the film though!
John, John!
Best of 2009 Lists are so passé
So last year kid.
We want the John Maguire Best Of The Naughties Decade List!
Lord B.
Love your list. Just enough things on it to make me want to go and seek them out on DVD or some such.
It's great to read what you say about the ending of Slumdog Millionaire .. I am tired of people being cynical about it and saying that the ending was only put in there to pander to a simplistic strata of society that needs that kind of thing at the end of a traumatic film in order to leave them with a way of feeling better about the whole thing.
Such final dance scenes are standard fayre in classic Bollywood films - and, Bollywood being the largest and most successful film industry on the planet - I felt it was right and fitting to pay some respect to that tradition.
I have two objections:
1) Creation wasn't that bad. Don't get me wrong, it's not a masterpiece - far from it - but there are hundreds films, released in 2009, worse than this one.
2) Last house on the Left was terrible and certainly deserves to be in your list - but finally a fellow Greek director made a film in Hollywood!!! All right, I'm kidding.
I'm surprised you didn't include An Education in the worst. I watched that recently and it was awful.
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